Well, hey. Here's a book I wrote. It's not long. Like, 75 pages? But it somehow has...25 stories? And it's only...2.99? And it takes all of three seconds to get to your phone/Kindle/iPad?
But it's got inter-dimensional noir, alternate-reality autobios, nihilistic kitchen sci-fi, a little surrealism, some mod-scooter self-fan-fiction, exactly one poem and probably the best title you've heard all year?
I hope you pick it up and enjoy at least one of those things. It would also be nice if you shared this with others! All money goes to my "moving to a shack in Wyoming" fund.
(Special thanks to Meredith Rundle for the cover design)
